AISubs v3.7
- Yadoda, Takao, Kikuchi, Fushimura and... - Fushimura!
We've been doing YouTube for over 10 years now.
- Yes. - And we've gotten more and more people asking for our help.
- Yes, thank you. - And we realized how popular we were at the time.
- I've heard that before. - Yeah, even on Twitter.
- What are you up to? - We're not up to anything!
- We don't have an aura. - No, we don't.
When you see someone cool, don't you just say, "I had an aura"?
- We do say that. - Yeah, we do.
- Tetsuya and I were talking about having an aura in the morning. - Yeah.
- We're bad at it. - I think you do, though.
- I think it's based on experience. - I think it's based on how much you like that person.
If you didn't know, if you had a mustache, you'd have an aura.
- That's true. - I've seen Sorimachi-san walking by and seeing you from behind.
- Yeah, I've seen that. - He was wearing leather boots and going "ka".
- "Ka" all the way. - He was going "ka" all the way.
I saw a thin katakana font.
- He was so cool and smart. - If you say "kusai kusai" in the middle of the night and it stinks,
- you should go and sit in a velvet bed and apologize. - That's crazy!
- That's crazy!
- I'm sure you had an aura. - Yeah.
I'm an introverted person, so I'm more old-fashioned.
- I don't have an aura like this! - I see.
- I'd like you all to prove that today. - Okay.
- There are three people who have auras in this comprehensive learning center. - Wow!
- Why didn't I have one? - One person is...
- a world champion. - Wow!
- I have a bunch of auras! - One more person is...
- a Japanese person participating in the World Championships. - Wow, I have an aura!
- Is this okay? - And one last person is...
- an American person. - Wow!
- That's amazing, too. - It depends on the content of the video.
- It's different depending on who's checking it. - It's different.
- We're talking about people who haven't shown their auras yet. - That's fun!
- It's a fun song to listen to.
- This time, we're talking about people who haven't achieved anything yet. - There are a lot of people who haven't achieved anything yet.
- I've apologized for that earlier, but I'll say it again.
- Is it okay? You haven't achieved anything yet? - I've said it.
- You haven't achieved anything yet, right? - I've been taught that.
- You're not an old man? - I'm curious about his aura.
- This time, it's a new song. - Yes.
- Let's just watch it first. - Okay.
- Ikuto-kun, can you try it like this? - Okay.
- It comes out from the left. - It's new!
- I'll play it for you. - I've seen it before.
- Ikuto, can you do it better? - Ikuto, do you want to do it again?
- It's your chance! - Okay, I'll do it again.
- First person, go ahead! - Okay!
And there's a camera in the center.
(Laughing)
He's younger than me.
(Laughing)
Let's get started.
First one, please.
Oh!
It's okay.
(Laughing)
What's going on?
You have to be in sync with each other.
You can't talk to each other.
You can't say hello to each other.
Second one, please.
Oh!
I see.
You're wearing a shirt.
Do you have a back print?
(Laughing)
Third one, please.
Oh!
Thank you.
You don't look like you don't have confidence.
You just did it.
I don't think you can speak fast.
Oh!
- Wow! - That's a beautiful smile.
Is it because you're used to it, or are you just embarrassed?
- You had a beautiful expression. - Yeah.
But you're embarrassed now, aren't you?
Number 5, please!
[Number 5]
- He's got an "ah" in his voice. - Yeah.
- "Ah." - "Ah."
- So far... - "Ah."
So far, all of you have an "oh" in your voice.
Don't you think so?
If you haven't achieved anything, you really haven't, right?
- I really haven't achieved anything. - So...
The person who just came in at that age...
There's a chance you haven't achieved anything.
What's your answer?
- As a rock band... - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Standing in front of people and performing...
Does that mean you've achieved anything or not?
[Number 6]
- Oh! - Oh!
- Number 6. - Oh!
- Nice, nice, nice! - Nice, nice, nice!
The other way...
- The other way around. - I see, I see.
- You're good at this. - Thank you.
- Wow, I see. - You're good at this.
- There's three of you, right? - Yeah.
No. 11, please.
- There it is. - This is it.
- I like it. - Thank you.
No. 12, please.
- Nice. - Thank you.
I want to see it.
Can you see it?
- It's eye-catching. - Thank you.
Thank you.
- No. 14! - All of you have appeared.
- I see. - I see.
- First of all, thank you all for coming. - Oh, thank you for coming all the way.
We might say some rude things from now on, but that's what this video is about.
- I hope you understand. - Yes, we do.
- If you have any questions, please feel free to ask us. - Okay.
- From you, is it number 3? - Yes, it's suspicious.
- I think it's suspicious, too. - Can you come one by one and tell us what you think?
- Well, if you want me to do it, I'll do it, but if you want me to do it, I'll do it. - Oh, you want me to do it.
- Well, there are quite a few people who want me to do it. - Four or five people?
- Shall we see number 3? - I'd like you to confirm number 3.
- Oh, really? Then is it okay for you to show us number 3 one more time?
- I think it's suspicious. - Oh, it's different from here.
- Oh, it's suspicious. - It's suspicious. - It's suspicious.
- Oh, it's suspicious. - Oh, it's suspicious. - Oh, it's suspicious.
- It looks like there are a lot of people there, so we don't need this stage anymore.
- I'm not gonna let you stand on this small stage anymore. - There are still people.
- They're conscious about the fact that they're seen as soon as they come off it. - Yeah, it's been closed.
- It's stuck in my sideburns. - It's in your waist.
- It's in your sideburns. - It's in your waist.
- But it's a little colorless. - No, no, that's what a professional does.
- It's alive. - It's alive.
- Look at my hair. - You don't do that kind of hair, Reiba.
- Hahaha! - Hahaha!
- What did you do to make it look like that? - Hahaha!
- I'm sorry, I'm sorry. - I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
- Hahaha! - Hahaha!
- Neither of you. - Hahaha!
- Next up is me. Number 9. - Yeah!
- Same, same, same.
- The fluttery skirt, right? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- I'm also a woman with a good face. - Yeah.
- What does "fluttery skirt lady" mean? - Yeah.
- Hahaha! - Isn't it different?
- Isn't "ari" different?
- Number 8. - No cardigan.
- No gore. - No gore.
- Number 8. - When you walk, your hands are too forward.
- You don't have a straight face at all. - Hahaha!
- It's you, it's you. - It's you, it's you.
- This is really not a joke. - I know.
- I want to meet Number 8. - I want to meet Number 8.
- Number 8, please! - Hahaha!
- Hahaha!
- Wait a minute, wait a minute! - Hahaha!
- What should we do if we meet? - I'm sorry, thank you.
- Number 9, right. - Number 9, let's go right.
- Number 9, one more time, please. - Number 9, please.
- Ah! - Yeah, you're right.
- Are you bouncing or something? - Hahaha!
- Is bouncing a good thing? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- You have a beautiful aura. - Yeah.
- I'm curious about what Sesshi is doing. - Yeah.
- Is he looking back? - Hey, look! He's looking back!
- Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! - Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
- The aura is telling you to look back.
- It's telling you what you can see until you go in and out. - Yeah.
- It's not an aura anymore, is it? - No, it's not.
- That's why Number 7's book...
- It's a classic book that only great people read. - That's right.
- What's Number 7's book? - It's not "alf".
- Hahahaha!
- You're tricking me! - Hahaha!
- I want you to be tricked! - Shall we see Number 7's book?
- Let's see if there's any doubt.
- Hmm... it's too thin. - But you know, Tetsuya...
- There's something that's not "alf".
- "We, who are always seen as 'the seen side'..."
- "We weren't conscious of 'being here'." - "We weren't aware of 'being here'..."
- It was close.
- It was close! - Yeah.
- You're 14 years old. - I'm 14.
- Oh, you're 14. - Yeah, I'm old.
- Well, he's not just a student...
- Out of 14 people, you chose 3 people. - Yeah.
- Did you ever feel like "this can't be right"?
- Number 5's memo said "not at all". - Hahaha!
- You were angry, weren't you? - I was angry!
- You were angry! - I was angry!
- You were angry! - "That person is definitely just an old man."
- Excuse me, Number 5, please. - Hahaha!
- No, wait... the range... the range is...
- It's not "not at all"! - It's not "not at all"!
- It's not "not at all" because it's said by the article... - Right.
- Yeah, of course... - Well, of course...
- It's what the teachers and parents say. - Right!
- It's a story about our attitude toward people... - Yeah, of course.
- The color of the aura is different. - Yeah.
- Number 1 is too charming. - If you two were happy, I'd be happy too.
- Hahahaha! - That's a good way of saying it.
- Number 4, please. - Number 4, please!
- Oh, I see. - Yeah, you're right.
But if you look at the maple cut twice, it looks like there's an aura.
- I don't think so. - I don't think so.
But there's a possibility that number 5 has a Kinesis face.
- What?! - Number 5 is a little...
- What?! No, no, no! - No, no, no!
It says I didn't look like him at all!
If you say Kinesis, it's 14.
I think he's just a student at the end, like I said earlier.
I think Tetsuya's number 11 is suspicious.
- His outfit looks like it, but he had room for it. - Yeah, he really had room for it.
- Yeah, that's for sure. - No, no, no, no.
- Oh! - Yeah!
You know, I have room for it.
I don't have time to deal with young people like you guys.
- There's definitely something... - Something that supports you.
- There's too much of it. - There is.
- Let's introduce ourselves. - Yes!
Let's talk about yourselves.
- Please choose three people. - Yes!
I'm 3, 9, and 11.
I feel like 3, 9, and 14.
I didn't see number 10, but I can see that all black center bros are doing it.
Number 10 is you, who's shaking your hands.
- You're saying it too much! - You're saying it too much!
We're all talking about it.
- 3, 9... - 3, 9...
- Can I say it with a smiley face? - With a smiley face...
- A big hole? - There's a big hole in my aura.
To be honest, you're number 11, right?
To be able to live up to that age...
- Isn't it a sign of confidence? - You're right.
- To be honest... - I think it's good.
Please face the camera.
The person with an aura is...
3, 9, and 11!
Number 3, 3, 9, 3, and 11!
Please stand up!
- I want you to fall. - Stand up!
- Stand up, stand up. Hang in there! - Are you ready?
- Look! - Look!
- There it is! - There it is!
This is definitely the hottest place right now.
- This is crazy! - This is amazing.
Look at them on both sides.
- It's like a video game. - The balance is good.
- But this isn't the stage we've fought for. - It's a team battle.
- Okay, I'll announce it now.
Okay!
Mr. Sanban is correct!
Wow!
I knew it!
Amazing!
Mr. Sanban is correct, but...
Mr. Cumer and Mr. Uchima are wrong.
What?!
Even though you have that aura?!
Are you normal men?!
Normal men?!
I like old men, so I'll give you 500 yen.
Oh, you like old men.
By the way, are you happy to be told you have an aura?
I'm always happy to be told I have an aura.
Oh!
That's amazing!
But you do have an aura.
Do you have an aura, Mr. Sanban and Mr. Cumer?
What do you do?
I do gybe.
Wow!
That's a little...
I have an aura.
I'm on Instagram.
Wow!
Please say it if you don't know.
You're a person who can do it.
Thank you, both of you.
Thank you!
Mr. Sanban...
I knew it!
It's obvious.
Mr. Sanban, Mr. Yamamoto...
Mr. Yamamoto...
You have an aura.
You're number one in Japan with 30 jumps.
What?!
What do you mean, "number one in Japan"?
That's what I'm talking about!
You have an aura!
You have muscles.
You have strong muscles.
You look like you're strong.
Mr. Yamamoto...
Do you have an aura?
No, I don't.
It's real!
You don't know it yourself.
Mr. Yamamoto...
Can you show us...
what you're really doing?
Can you show us?
Easy!
You're so humble!
Please show us!
Wow!
Wow! Is it a triple jump?
Is it a triple jump?
It's too light!
Can I do a double jump?
It's a double jump!
Wow!
Is it a triple jump?
What kind of competition is it?
How many times can you jump?
About 300 times.
Wow!
It's too high!
Can you run like this with your arms spread out?
Of course you can!
I think you have an aura that you can't hide.
From now on, please keep up with it and live.
Thank you very much!
I heard there is a world champion.
Wait a minute!
Really?
There is a world number one and second place record holder.
What are you going to do, Mr. Nico Nico?
The next person asked the final answer.
I see.
Everyone, if you don't ask everyone or say anything,
everyone, if you don't ask everyone or say anything,
you can ask one question that you are not directly involved in.
You can ask one question that you are not directly involved in.
I see.
I'm 44 years old.
Well, 44 is not a problem at all.
Mr. Toban has already said that he wants someone's strong feelings.
I wonder if there is a sense of reversal.
I don't think I had an aura.
When you look at it with an aura...
Do you have any questions for Mr. Iroma?
No.
Then I will ask you a question.
What is your favorite celebrity?
You look like it.
Thank you.
Did you get it?
You look like it.
I'm following this trend.
You look like you like it.
It's only February 14th.
It says "look forward to the future".
Don't look forward to it!
What do you want to do now?
What was your dream when you were a kid?
I wanted to be a baseball player.
Thank you.
What do you want to do now?
You look like you can do it.
You want me to do it?
You do it.
Do you want to avoid it?
Yes, I want you to avoid it.
I'm not good at it.
It says "ten".
Really?
December's B-boy is just a good person.
Just a good person.
Just a good father.
Duke Cap, right?
That's right.
What about February's B-boy?
February's B-boy is just bad.
February's B-boy, say it again.
February's B-boy, please.
It's backflip.
Can you do it?
I have a question for you.
What made you moved recently?
I watched a movie.
Thank you.
There's 14 Guinness World Records.
I want to do 14.
Do you want to do 414?
I want to do it as many as possible.
Again,
if you have an aura,
please come to 413 and 143.
Please come to 413 and 143.
That's a good idea.
There are many comments.
I think so.
But we can't do it together.
No, we can't.
Let me announce the results.
Okay.
I'm not an orangutan!
What?!
You're wrong!
See, you only like Tooru-chan.
You only like Tooru-chan!
How old are you now, No. 14?
I'm 20 now.
Oh, you're 20.
You only have the future ahead of you.
You can only look forward to the future.
What do you do for a living, No. 4?
I work at a convenience store or a hotel.
See?!
She does look like one.
She's one of those jobs you can't avoid.
Yeah, but you still caught her.
Yeah, you still caught her.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
I'll announce it now.
Okay!
What is it?
The world champion of spinning the sky and basketball juggling gymnast...
Oh my gosh!
Please come in!
Who is it?!
- Oh no! - Oh no!
- He's just a nice guy. - Just a nice guy!
- Number 5 won the world juggling championship with "saramawashi". - Wow!
- Number 12 won the world juggling championship with "mitsuba basketball". - Wow!
- Wow!
- It's a cap. - That's right.
- Number 12 hasn't won anything yet. - That's right.
- He's just a nice guy. - Just a nice guy!
- Since you're here, why don't you two introduce yourselves? - Sure!
- Can you introduce yourself, too, Furuya? - Yes.
- Please do. - Please do.
- My name is Furuya. - Masahiro Furuya.
- Let me introduce you in one word. - You're like a "saramawashi" who knows doctors.
- That's too much! - What?!
- You're too much! - You're too much!
- Wow! - Wow!
- Thank you very much.
- Wow! - Wow!
- Thank you very much.
- This is your classic "saramawashi" formation. - That's right.
- What?! - That's great!
- I designed and wrote the song for you. - What?!
- You wrote it all?! - No, no!
- Whoa!! - Whoa!!
- Amazing! - You're kidding, right?!
- Whoa!!!
Whoa!!!
- Wow!
- Whoa!
- (laughter)
- I love it!
[Team Upi Upi wins!]
Good boy!
It's upside down!
Oh no!
Wow!
Good morning!
I feel sorry for you more and more.
By the way,
I hope you don't get angry with me.
If you say so, I'll hit you with a plate.
Oh, it was this at the end!
Oh, I see!
It's after you saw my performance.
It's exactly what I did in "Youmui".
Mr. Ishimori, please!
This is also a secret!
I'm a basketball player, and I play basketball because I'm a basketball player.
Nice to meet you.
I can't stop moving my eyes.
That's amazing!
It's like glue.
Thank you very much!
I knew it!
It looks easy in front of you, too.
It's not like that for the three of us.
Can you bring me that?
Here it is!
It's my first time seeing it.
I've been playing basketball for a long time, so I'd like you to give me a secret.
I'd like you to give me a secret.
I hope it doesn't mean anything.
I'm curious about it.
It's like a dream.
I'll give it a try.
I've never done it before.
That's how it is.
Basketball is difficult!
It's heavy!
I'll try it.
Next is...
I don't know!
That's right.
I'll try it.
Don't show me!
Do you do this for an hour?
That's amazing!
It's difficult.
It's okay for me to hold it, right?
I'll hold it with both hands.
That's you!
I'll hold it with both hands.
Congratulations, Tetsuya!
Congratulations!
You did it!
It's a skill that makes it easy to learn.
Thank you very much!
[We learned a lot today!]
We learned a lot today!
We haven't been able to show our true selves to everyone yet.
We haven't achieved anything yet, but...
Let's enjoy ourselves as YouTubers who can show ourselves to anyone and everyone!
- Alright! - Alright!
[Please look forward to the next episode of "We learned a lot today!"]